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rneowies: How To Do Everything Last Minute: A Novel by me that I am going to write later

Wed, 10 Apr 2019 22:09:35 -0400

rneowies:

How To Do Everything Last Minute: A Novel by me that I am going to write later

lubricates:some door-to-door scammer when my parents aren’t home: are you 18?me, turning 24 in...

Wed, 10 Apr 2019 20:18:36 -0400

lubricates:

some door-to-door scammer when my parents aren’t home: are you 18?
me, turning 24 in two weeks: no sorry

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Sun, 07 Apr 2019 20:18:59 -0400

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Sun, 07 Apr 2019 18:27:59 -0400

We get an extra month! Today we got the wonderful news that you will not be leaving until a month...

Fri, 05 Apr 2019 20:18:48 -0400

We get an extra month!

Today we got the wonderful news that you will not be leaving until a month later than anticipated. When you told me this in my driveway I almost burst into tears right on spot. We have been dreading your leaving date that is fast approaching for a few months now. But knowing we have an extra 4 weeks is the best gift I could’ve asked for. 💞

allthenamesilikearetaken: sweet-cherry-fairy: ladynorbert: rai...

Fri, 05 Apr 2019 18:27:51 -0400

allthenamesilikearetaken:

sweet-cherry-fairy:

ladynorbert:

raisehelia:

nonespark:

strikercorbie:

g8dtier:

avodaco:

me when i get my student loan

this is the money cat. reblog in 30 seconds and you will find yourself with more wealth

#this is the only money cat i will reblog because it’s actually doing the manekineko pose151,646 notes (via lolwhutninja)

OMG YOU’RE RIGHT

and it has its right paw up! the correct paw for this.

and from the markings on its ears, it looks like it might be a calico cat. which is the luckiest kind!

extremely lucky cat

I don’t even care if it actually works, I’m mostly reblogging because it’s freaking adorable.

cute cat and need money, good post, 10/10

in case anyones interested in the other versions
http://www.namaii.com/manekineko/maneki-neko-types.html

sashaburns:HOW HE TREATS YOU IS HOW HE FEELS ABOUT YOU. DON’T TRY TO DECODE IT OR MAKE EXCUSES ITS...

Fri, 05 Apr 2019 16:37:16 -0400

sashaburns:

HOW HE TREATS YOU IS HOW HE FEELS ABOUT YOU. DON’T TRY TO DECODE IT OR MAKE EXCUSES ITS SIMPLE. IF HE ACTS LIKE HE DON’T CARE, HE DON’T CARE.

wifiwife: full offence but you deserve to be at peace with being alive

Fri, 05 Apr 2019 14:46:24 -0400

wifiwife:

full offence but you deserve to be at peace with being alive

onlinecounsellingcollege: “She was beautiful, but not like those girls in the magazines. She was...

Fri, 05 Apr 2019 12:55:47 -0400

onlinecounsellingcollege:

“She was beautiful, but not like those girls in the magazines. She was beautiful, for the way she thought. She was beautiful, for the sparkle in her eyes when she talked about something she loved. She was beautiful, for her ability to make other people smile, even if she was sad. No, she wasn’t beautiful for something as temporary as her looks. She was beautiful, deep down to her soul.”

— F. Scott Fitzgerald

st-alajlan: imagine how much shit you could avoid if you knew someone’s true intentions from the...

Fri, 05 Apr 2019 11:04:42 -0400

st-alajlan:

imagine how much shit you could avoid if you knew someone’s true intentions from the start.

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Fri, 05 Apr 2019 09:14:11 -0400

puddingskinmcgee:Honestly shoutout to all the ppl who are trying hard to be more positive and make...

Fri, 05 Apr 2019 08:02:36 -0400

puddingskinmcgee:

Honestly shoutout to all the ppl who are trying hard to be more positive and make meaningful changes in their lives and work towards recovery because this shits hard and people definitely don’t say it enough, but focusing on recovery is very difficult and the progress you make is so valuable, just by choosing to work towards bettering yourself you have already come so far and that’s something to be really proud of

I had my first meltdown shortly after taking this picture of you. The idea that you’ll be gone in...

Fri, 05 Apr 2019 07:55:33 -0400

I had my first meltdown shortly after taking this picture of you. The idea that you’ll be gone in less than 3 weeks seemed all too real. I know I’ll spend all of my days wishing for more moments like this while you’re away.

Dirty puppy is a happy puppy 🐾♥️

Fri, 05 Apr 2019 07:48:44 -0400

Dirty puppy is a happy puppy 🐾♥️

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Fri, 05 Apr 2019 01:51:06 -0400

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Thu, 04 Apr 2019 22:09:37 -0400

Reblog if it’s ok for people to give you $599.99

Thu, 04 Apr 2019 20:18:37 -0400

bootyisagirlsbestfriend:

shysweetthing:

imhellafit-personal:

sailed-0ut:

Please don’t hesitate

1 penny below reporting limit for the IRS… I see what you did there

(Don’t give me $599.99)

That’s not the right IRS rule.

$599.99 is the amount below which a business does not need to issue a 1099 to a contractor who provides business services. The contractor still needs to report the income on their taxes.

The correct number for the IRS rule for money that is gifted rather than received in a business transaction is $13999.99–more than that, and the recipient has to pay tax on the gift and report it to the IRS. Less than that, and there’s no taxation or reporting requirement.

If we’re choosing amounts on the basis of IRS limits, give these people $13,999.99.

Go. Do it.

Reblog if it’s ok for people to give you $13,999.99

serpentwife:not to flex on anyone but i’ve never wanted to fuck a serial killer

Thu, 04 Apr 2019 18:28:06 -0400

serpentwife:

not to flex on anyone but i’ve never wanted to fuck a serial killer

grievng:

Wed, 03 Apr 2019 20:18:48 -0400

grievng:

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Wed, 03 Apr 2019 18:27:51 -0400

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